Phrases I have never used but have always wanted to :
You and what army?
You'll rue the day!
Take a long walk off a short pier!
Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in...
Except I did utter the last one recently while looking at Instagram. I discovered my cocktail napkins had been copied. Again.
Friends, I cannot tell you the number of cease and desist letters my lawyer has sent in the last year. My designs are trademarked and I will not stand for intellectual property thieves! I have become quite litigious as of late. Copiers have been shut down.
On a positive note, I was inspired for my new cocktail napkin :
The new napkins may be purchased here
As for me, baby its GIN time!